The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
by TCJohnson March 7, 2009
Get the shovel readymug. When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"
How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"
How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
by E. Clellan August 12, 2011
Get the ready familymug. the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
Get the getting readymug. The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves
Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022
Get the i-Readymug. Ready At War Crew aka RAW is a tag-banging crew, which originally was a normal tagging crew before RAW started getting into conflicts with long-time established street gangs.
The acronym of R.A.W stands for READY AT WAR. The crew's members are scattered throughout Anaheim and neighboring cities, however, Winston Rd is a street that RAW specifically claims as their territory. RAW crew is well known and stands out from all others crews, considered one of the most active crews in Orange County.
The acronym of R.A.W stands for READY AT WAR. The crew's members are scattered throughout Anaheim and neighboring cities, however, Winston Rd is a street that RAW specifically claims as their territory. RAW crew is well known and stands out from all others crews, considered one of the most active crews in Orange County.
by Ready At War December 18, 2022
Get the Ready At Warmug. I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023
Get the I-Readymug. A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
Get the i-Readymug.