assoholic bitch

The term "assoholic bitch" refers to how badly someone is metaphorically drunk someone is off of how much of an ass hole they are, causing them to behave like a "bitch".

Example: "No need too be such an assoholic bitch"

by BilboSmashings January 14, 2016

Assometer

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

assorted randoms

a bunch of strange, random people that are all togather.

like max, joe, and other assorted randoms

by super_savvy_loves_cailou July 13, 2010

assonics

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

Assoholic

A person who is addicted to being an ass.

"Ugh, she's such an assoholic!"

by CryEasy April 28, 2016

assographer

Asseographer. Ass-og-rapher.

A brutha who is very skilled in the art of taking photos of bootys at just the right angle to make them look hella bootylicious.

"Damn jenko that girl got a phat ass, she should be a model.. That booty need a

assographer."
"Holla a wizzle he's the best assographer On the westside"

by Ristipac May 22, 2017