assuless

another word for ass, but more intense than your ass

your assuless

by assulessassuless May 21, 2010

Assicles

When your ass is so cold it feels as though there is an icicle up it..

Also used to describe a lousy situation.

Man that movie sucked assicles

by Loyal-X August 7, 2010

assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assleate

An Assleate is a male that does not participate in sports but gets booty on a consistent basis.

Guy 1: hey man did you see Charlie try and kick that ball? So funny.
Guy 2: yeah he's no athlete but damn did you see that girl with him?
Guy 1: oh yeah most definitely an assleate.

by Hstonesnap August 29, 2014

Asslectricity

a means of powering your house through the passing of human gas

Man, you have the fastest wifi in the state!
yeah, my house runs of farts.
ohh mate, you mean Asslectricity? yeah, im hooked up too

by Biggus_Dikkus March 11, 2015

asslectic

Ass backwards reverse

She was so asslectic that she couldn't find her ass from a whole in the ground.

by phil-fre johnson May 19, 2015