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Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.
A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-
by Houští April 15, 2022
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Askars

1. Alexander Skarsgard as is affectionately called by his fans
Did you watch the Golden Globes awards last night? Askars looked amazing in the tux!
by svmaddict February 14, 2010
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Gangster Asad

Such a gangster also known as a lion in Arabic he own everything in his home country and will kill you if you mess with him
Guy: hey asad u alright

Asad: shut the fuck up and get 2 the floor

Guy2: dam asad is such a gangster

Asad: that’s because I’m gangster Asad bitch
by Mobeenzzz October 19, 2019
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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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aswad

very nice

cannot describe
lost for words .................................
aswad
by hamzah khan December 4, 2018
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Asadu

Someone who is a best friend, is lovable and perfect in every way possible. Someone you would want to keep to infinty and beyond.
'You'll always be my Asadu'
by ZuzuG December 15, 2011
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can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.
Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked
by laputaktepario September 13, 2022
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