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asphoric

Something asked or said to which has an obvious answer or already known fact. Such as No Duh!
Someone goes to a scene of a car accident and sees a mangled body on the ground and asks if he/she is dead would be an asphoric question.
by Lt. Binder, SCPA March 30, 2007
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Alepha

Somebody who is extremely hung, usually has an extremely prominent bulge. They could please any women’s sexual desires. Alepha doesn’t refer to the handsomeness or the looks of a guy but their ability to please in bed and the size of their penis. Alpha is also a interchangeable with the acronym BBC (Big Black Cock) when referring to a mans penis.
Damn, that guy must be an Alepha do you see that bulge?

You would not believe what happened last night, I met an Alepha and it was the best sex I’ve ever had
by Thpathiffick June 10, 2018
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Assphairies

Folklore, a fantasy figure as seen by some, that magically shows up on city streets and highways at night, laying a fresh layer of asphalt for automobile and motorcycle drivers to enjoy. Rarely seen in their native habitat. Nocturnal in nature, choosing to work at night/overnight as opposed to high traffic daytime hours.
"I was driving on this very old, cracked road yesterday afternoon, potholes and all and now this morning, it's freshly paved....the ASSPHAIRIES must've visited overnight!"
by MarkDuckDuck August 13, 2019
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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
by Sparker February 8, 2014
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asphalt

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
by don'tyougomessinwithme February 27, 2011
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