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A person, usually in their early teens, who lies about their age to have sex with older men

A reverse pedophile
Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Jess last night?
Person 2: Yeah, the poor bastard was arrested after they found out he was dating an Archie.

Archives. 

a form of what to say when leaving. Comes from "history". When you're archives, you're history, outta there, gone.
Girl: Let's get out of here! This sucks!
Guy: (to his girl) Fine.

(to his crew) Yo, we archives.
Crew Member: BROS BEFORE HOS, MAN!
Other Crew Member: What a bitch.
Archives. by yoimmag June 1, 2009
At first a nice a caring person and ends up being a selfish ginger prick
In year 7 that Archie kid was well nice now he’s a twat
Archie by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019
Archie is normally a short guy with blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He’s normally a athletic kid and good at football but when it comes down to rugby he’s as useful as a rag. He’s a great guy to date because normally he’ll worry about his gf more than himself but he will be quite shy when you first meet him and be trying to impress you. He’s a great person deep down even though he seems like a hot headed idiot and if you talk shit about him he will find you and he will kill you this is why he picks his friend groups carefully and intelligently.
Person: Why is Archie such a dick?
Persons friend: SHHHHHH!!!!!! He might be listening *covers friends mouth*
Archie by Doggie 292837294 November 16, 2018

Archie Jones

An Archie Jones is a person who likes anal sex with men but has a girlfriend at all times to keep it a secret some would call an Archie Jones a fudge packer, his mums also a milf
Isn’t Archie Jones such a slut he probably gets it from his milf of a mum
Archie is a bit of a nerd and is obsessed with boats and planes. He is sweet and fun to talk to and is a kind and loyal friend.He often acts like the smartest guy in the room. His friends are questionable and they always call each other nonces.
Hey you seen Archie

Yeah he's bragging about his boat
Archie by Willowdrift07 October 6, 2021