smoky abyss

the act of sticking a weed pen up your ass

That queer smoky abyssed himself last night, and he got slightly stoned.

by Dhincline April 20, 2024

reputation abyss

The point where someone's reputation is tarnished for good. Similar to the event horizon of a black hole (once it's crossed, nothing can escape the hole's gravitational pull, not even light itself), it is no longer possible for someone past the abyss to restore their reputation. If they try to, they will be shunned, ignored, or otherwise prevented from succeeding. If they do manage to restore their reputation, that means they never actually crossed it in the first place.

I think O.J. Simpson crossed the reputation abyss when he was suspected of murdering his wife and her friend. Despite his acquittal, his reputation was irreparably damaged.

by Purplax November 27, 2024

Dewmonic Abyss

Someone who accuses everyone else of being a pedophile or creep to deflect from the fact they are one.

Usage as Noun- "Hey, stop being such a Dewmonic Abyss, creep"

Usage as Verb- "Why is Kyle Dewmonic abyssing? We all know what he did to those girls."

by billychilds May 12, 2025

The Journey Into the Abyss of Mindfuck

The musical orgasm that is the last couple of minutes of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' by the Beatles that concludes the first side of Abbey Road.

Quick, get me a tissue before the The Journey Into the Abyss of Mindfuck starts

by FergleMcMergle December 10, 2011

The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well

Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4

by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016

The key to the abyss

The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.

Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more

Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is

Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks

Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss

by Downside January 12, 2020

WHY IS IT WHITE ABYSS

Evan's reaction to getting white abyss

"WHY IS IT WHITE ABYSS?????????????" (evan getting white abyss)

by unl_ikely June 28, 2024