At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.
Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?
Customer: Sprite, please.
Waiter: Comin' right up.
Twenty minutes later.
Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.
Customer: Who the fuck are you?
Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?
Customer: Sprite, please.
Waiter: Comin' right up.
Twenty minutes later.
Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.
Customer: Who the fuck are you?
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