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alcohol-free 

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.
Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
alcohol-free by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

alcohol equivalent 

Christian Reconstructionist circles, but hearable elsewhere:

Three criterias:
1: That which has the potential to relieve downheartedness/ wild fatigue. 2: That which can assume a "sparkling" state, at which point it becomes an addictive, nonmedicinary drug!
3 (most commonly): That which impares similar to alcohol.

The list can include: barbituates, cocaine, morphine, TXC (marijuana), and "salt tranqs.", as some Recons call them (most behavioral meds).

Alcohol Equivalent can also refer to how much you have had, relative to a one-ordinary beer average. Mostly, a way that you can measure when to hault the drinking.

"Almost all unlicensed drug and alcohol dealers produce and sell sparkly alcohol and alcohol equivalents to boost sales by starting addicts."

alcohol potluck 

Like a food potluck. Everybody brings an alcoholic beverage of their choice which will be shared with the rest of the guests at the "potluck".
Let's bring this Vodka to Emily's party. It's an alcohol potluck so there will be a lot more alcohol to chose from!
alcohol potluck by gahh gahh January 10, 2011

Alcohol Paradox 

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.
Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

Alcohol Bootycall 

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.
Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.
Alcohol Bootycall by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

Alcohol Monster 

When someone likes the occasional drink, usually spills on themselves, and doesn't like people to view them drinking!
Sophie was a real Alcohol Monster, she couldn't even drink wine on webcam!
Alcohol Monster by Azzerb December 3, 2006