by BASICNINE May 2, 2017
Get the LOVE N AFFECTION mug.A British "Pop" Band composed of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "hot" Harry is, or how Niall will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent, like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you baby, you're so beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'll live happily ever after! *sigh*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
by Mr. Truth-Speaker June 19, 2013
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The girls and guys of the one direction fandom. Primarily girls these girls will support one direction as they (1D) support the fandom.
Directioners will do anything to marry 1D. They will tweet to there fave thousands of times for a follow. Directioners are said to rule twitter. The fandom will create the most crazy hashtags or maybe the most heartfelt hashtags. It doesn't stop there. There are millions of girls or guys who will create fan fiction about the 1D boys shipping them with the ship names Larry (Harry,Louis) Ziam (Zayn,Liam) Narry (Niall,Harry) Zouis (Zayn,Louis) and Niam (Niall,Liam). Larry is a debate among the fandom, Directioners will pick 1/3 sides Larry is real! Larry is fake! And Idc.
Directioners will do anything to marry 1D. They will tweet to there fave thousands of times for a follow. Directioners are said to rule twitter. The fandom will create the most crazy hashtags or maybe the most heartfelt hashtags. It doesn't stop there. There are millions of girls or guys who will create fan fiction about the 1D boys shipping them with the ship names Larry (Harry,Louis) Ziam (Zayn,Liam) Narry (Niall,Harry) Zouis (Zayn,Louis) and Niam (Niall,Liam). Larry is a debate among the fandom, Directioners will pick 1/3 sides Larry is real! Larry is fake! And Idc.
by Fangirl 2.0 January 9, 2015
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Get the 0.6 Direction mug.Another unoriginal boy band that will not exist in a few years. The said girls that enjoy this music listen to it with their eyes not their ears. It attracts the ears of the lesser intelligence.
One Direction Fangirl: ISN"T ONE DIRECTION SOO HAWT! THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
by Zoso October 6, 2012
Get the One Direction mug.Some ugly gay boy "band" One Direction. That has a lot less talent then Mindless Behavior. If you like them, you DO have a mental disease.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
"I just listened to One Direction and I am clawing at my ears"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
by Mindless as fuck August 18, 2012
Get the One Direction mug.A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
by CynicalTeenager June 9, 2012
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