AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

AIDS

Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits - happens when you drink too much and the next day you experience diarrhea.

1 - "Dude, I got mad AIDS from last night"

2 - "Yeah, me too"

by AxelPee May 19, 2008

Aids

A very delightful thing cause by fucking someone/ being fucked. It's inevitably fatal and you should not listen to this at all and go fuck your brother. Or sister. Or both. Enjoy kids... >:)

I got 'AIDS' from fucking my mothers boyfriends cousins dog.

by Cassandra Is LIT October 9, 2019

AIDS

An std that can kill you and it can be carried through sex or through breastfeeding or just getting someone else is blood in your mouth.

Dude you don't want AIDS you could die

by Joelyv93 April 28, 2016

AIDS

People who use speedy slut wingers and whip it in the mixer to lanky fat cunt strikers

fifa 21 is aids

by bob200000 January 4, 2021

AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.

by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 17, 2008

AIDS

a disease that has infected almost all of Africa

Q : Whats the only positive thing about Africa?
A : AIDS

by christy June 11, 2006