Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

by Carpmaster April 2, 2009

Anal Afro

A thick covering of curly black hair surrounding the anus.

Tom McCallum bent over, and his girlfriend exclaimed, "My goodness Tom, your butt is so hairy, I would suggest that you have an Anal Afro!"

by C-Eaton March 6, 2009

Afro-Drafting

The fine art of speeding behind a carload of black people on the interstate. Because what cop is going to pull my white ass over in this situation?

I was on the interstate in a hurry to get to work. I got behind this speeding caddy full of pube heads and was totally Afro-Drafting them. Let's just say I made it to work on time and Uncle Tom and Aunt Jemima are getting a "routine" cavity search...

by BV 45 August 2, 2010

Afro Nipple

Really hairy nipples.

I have such bad Afro Nipple that it's been chafing against my shirt.

by edookie March 14, 2010

Afro-Bunny

Generally a urban (read:Black) colloquial for a black woman. She more than likely has a primary attraction to white men and tends to hang out in places where she believes she has a high chance of socializing with them. Actual Afro hairstyle may or may not be included in her appearance. Distaff counterpart to the Caucasian "Snow Bunny."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Afro-Bunny that's here at the Florida Georgia Line show?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah I saw her! You think I can get her number?"

by lolwords08 October 20, 2014

afro minded

unintelligent selfish state of mind

Donavan was speaking afro mindedly at his GED graduation.

by Panda5953 March 18, 2008

Afro Monkey

A person who claims they are going to wrap themself up in a box, who has curly brown hair and lies about it. They are liars and never send themselves your way. Do> NOT> TRUST> AFRO> MONKYES!!!

Wher's my afro monkey???

He was being such an afro monkey today.

Nick Jonas is an afro monkey!!!

by Losers win one! April 17, 2010