Carpmaster's definitions

OSMF

One Special Mother Fucker

Mainly used to describe young coworkers that think they are the shit.

Also used for anyone whos shit don't stink.

Andy sure thinks he is OSMF, what a flaming douchebag!

by Carpmaster April 2, 2009

Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

by Carpmaster April 2, 2009