ad trap

A website with little to no content, or completely nonsensical content intended to generate click-through traffic for its ads. Often the site purports to offer useful information, such as how to succeed in currency trading, home buying, home improvement, etc.

Think eHow.com, but far far less useful.
"Know onions are multifold nation who are fully dependent on their journal income for making their expenses." -- this is from an ad trap purporting to offer 'Business & Finance' advice 'For a Better of Your Business and Finance'.
by Vorba, Of the Green Planet Voz December 16, 2011
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Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.
"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.
by AYB October 1, 2003
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banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
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ad-rape

(Noun and verb)

What happens to you when you watch a TV show online and they force you to watch an ad every 5 mins.
You watch a 40min show and you are shown 8 ads (worst if they are the same). You feel ad-raped from being forced to watch these ads. You say "I hate this ad-rape".
by AgeKay April 26, 2009
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Benetton Ad

Promoting racial diversity. Representing a variety of ethnic and cultural backgrounds. Showcasing the color of skin over the content of character.
I think that judge wanted a Benetton Ad not an Iron Chef.
by metaball November 23, 2009
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ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
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ad whore

An individual or group who discretely tries to toss in a plug for a product or service they offer for sale. Many times there will be 2 more offenders who try to make a fake coversation on a topic for a product they sell or offer, drop a free advertisement giving the name and contact information for their company, and hope desperately for the phone to ring as a result of the name dropping.
I wish this "ad whore" would stop using our website to drop their name and leave unpaid advertisements for their company, they are not appropriate and against the TOS of the website.
by concerned viner September 6, 2008
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