active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008

active immunity

Its this thing in biology thats not passive immunity

"This is an example of Active Immunity, not Passive"

by Jim Davidsondf July 6, 2008

actively procrastinating

the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.

Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.

Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!

by PlaidLad May 28, 2010

activeradio

A radio that is always on when you need it.

I have an activeradio.

by jancainteger September 15, 2010

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

active gas

Flatulence that us accompanied by a small amount of solids.

A bout of active gas has forced me to change my underwear .

by 2TellTheTruth June 19, 2016

Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places

there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017