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Aaron

Awesome, plain and simple. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness. They are known to be intellectual and breathtakingly handsome although shy at a first encounter. He has been hurt but due to his stubbornness he doesn't allow it to happen again. There was and will be only one. So don't fuck with an Aaron, ever, and make sure you don't misspell this work of arts name wrong, like Erin. That would be hazardous to your health.
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Girl 1: Can you believe I met that amazing guy last night?

Girl 2: No, I wish Brandon was an Aaron.

Girl 1: I know, and you wouldn't believe what he can do in the bed. *smiles*

Girl 2: *Angerly nods in agreement*
by the_one&only July 16, 2009
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Aaron Syndrome

The state of being where you are extremely tired, unmotivated, and exhibit an utter lack of concern for what fellow human beings on earth feel. You are withdrawn, want to go sleep, and just all around want to sit and be useless.
Nate: Hey Aaron, want to go outside and play basketball?

Aaron: Uhhh....mhmmm.....uhh..........

Nate: Uh oh, I think his Aaron syndrome is hitting hard today.
by Blanes Spikers July 28, 2010
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AaronGasm.

An Orgasm While all that is heard is "Aaron!, Oh, Aaron!"
Oh, Last night I had such a great AaronGasm.
by blahdablah April 6, 2009
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Dirty Aaron

the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner
yeah bro i pulled a dirty aaron with jane and joe
by Arianas dussy May 20, 2022
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Acronymbecile

Someone who uses acronyms excessively in written or spoken communication.
I couldn't understand a word that guy just said-- he's a total acronymbecile.
by wordhackkee April 23, 2009
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acronymonious

Adj. full of acronyms, symbols, or other word substitutions.
S1: "Let's get to the DMV PDQ."
S2: "You are so acronymonious."
by DtotheT August 20, 2010
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Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.
David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.
by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011
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