Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

by The truth_allday August 23, 2021

Absolute Peach

A term used to refer to an extremely good goal in football.

Messi with an absolute PEACH of a finish against Liverpool.

by WillyGG123 May 2, 2019

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

absolute dawg

a person, typically a basketball or football player, who's hustle and pure tenacity makes them incredibly tough to play against.

"man I tell ya, Patrick Beverley is an absolute dawg on defense"

by grizzzzzzzzzz July 8, 2022

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022