skeets

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shopping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

by Adrian December 12, 2003

skeet

excretion of manspackle in or upon an object

With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.

by BSA January 3, 2006

skeeting

The act of riding on a skeet board, ripstik, or wave board. Sport created by Perry Pizzolo, Justin Lefkowitz, and several others.

Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.

Skeeting should become an Olympic or Xgame sport.

I skeet all the time.

by Jlefty5 January 16, 2009

skeeting

When you skeet on something/someone.

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"

by crackwhore19 March 17, 2008

Skeet

To ejaculate on a persons face.

I will skeet on that women.

by Joseph Hanson August 25, 2008

Skeet

A term that most black people think was thought up by a rapper, and think that any given caucasian who doesn't listen to rap but says 'skeet' anyways thinks he has no idea what he said, i.e. ejaculating, semen, etc.

Actually a form of rifle-sportsmanship.

1. He is so good at using his rifle, he hit a skeet without even trying.

2.Stupid black/Wigger: Dude, I can't believe skeet shooting is an sport!
Informed person: What, did you think it was athletic masturbation?
B/W: You mean it's not?

by Kincaid May 23, 2005

Skeet Skeet

whan cum shoots out of the dick

the skeeted in my mouh

by ambezzy November 15, 2003