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Subway Bum

A Subway Bum. Is usually a low-income person. Whom scrounges change from any available resource, so they can take advantage of subways $5 dollar foot-long deal!
Sam: Hey man why are you digging through my cup holders?

George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!

Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!
by Addicted_To_Rehab February 27, 2013
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Subway Janer

I am not gonna be able to play with me and for a while and came up with a good idea of how I felt when you wipe out my life and how you gonna get back to the length and you can you...
by Oval Plutonium September 6, 2023
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Subway dick

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long
"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"
by Userlolz July 13, 2023
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subway cumshot

Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”

Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”
by stiltmaster August 29, 2022
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subway arms

When a person's arms are so thick and meaty, they might as well have been bought from subway.
"Hey Smith, how much did your arms cost?"

"Oh, these subway arms? They were $9.50 with a Fanta."
by epic slut October 19, 2008
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subway girl

combination of every hot girl in the world. Call someone subway girl if you don't know her name and she is a combination of every hot girl in the world.
holy shit that's a hottie
i think ill call her subway girl
by subway girl lover July 2, 2016
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The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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