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its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh
Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Arctic Floater

When you shit on someone's chest then cum on top of it.
She said she was freaky, so I gave her an Arctic Floater, then she cried.
by Alaskan Hodge May 7, 2024
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Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.
Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.
by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022
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Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.
"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."
by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013
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Floater

A trash can which is pushed into the crowd, and the wheels return independently.
by LidLockTV March 14, 2022
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phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
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