by grrrrrrr February 11, 2022

A chick who hears voices in her sleep telling her to get up and go to school. This type is self proclaimed crazy.
by anonymous November 4, 2021

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

by Mr Buttsponge June 5, 2022

A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.
Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
by PetyrBerg June 1, 2018

by Cela24 August 20, 2021
