Rim Pai

A devious sexual act, usually performed after ingesting large doses of magic mushrooms and exposing buttholes. It involves fingers, cocks and tongues. Unfortunately it can only be experienced in the city of Pai. You must see for yourself…

During my gap year I went to Thailand and did a Rim Pai with some mates. OUTRAGEOUS FUN!

by smechelmonster December 19, 2021

Pay to win

A disgusting and pathetic human being who pays in games because they have 0 skill and 0 life the only exception is if they do this to kill other ptw then they r nice they most likely use common roasts like 0 father and have a below average intellect ptw for short

Guy1: stop being a Pay to win you pathetic pomogranite.
Guy2: okay no father. Mad?

by Etilhd October 27, 2022

Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

pay premium

Means to pay at maximum offer point.

I'll pay premium for such a good deed!

by Pseudonym Anonymous February 9, 2014

Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

pay-date

A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.

I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!

by The Cerealist August 7, 2015

PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.

Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010