The most prettiest, smartest, athletic girl in the world, with eyes like the sea, and a smile that brightens your day, her laughs bring you joy
by a p g March 23, 2025
Get the Zoey Webbmug. A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoeymug. A hot young girl...Who is a thotiana.She talks to a whole lot of men according to KYLIE.She isn't the nicest person but when you get to know her she is the sweetest most loyal person you will ever meet.She has your back through everything and types horrible paragraphs.She can only type essays.She may be shy if you see her but she has a big ass mouth.Ty
Look at Zoey
by zoeykilla February 25, 2019
Get the Zoeymug. 
by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021
Get the Zoey Ariellemug. Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. 