Zoey

Omg look it’s big baller 9000 aka Zoey the coolest person ever
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Zoey

Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re

- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise

- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic

Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)

- text back often

- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends

Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
Boy: zoey is so funny
Girl: yeah and she’s like, so hot!
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Zoey

Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re

- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise

- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic

Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)

- text back often

- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends

Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
Boy: zoey is so funny
Girl: yeah and she’s like, so hot!
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Zoey

“Zoey was walking down the hall
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zoey

The biggest horse girl you will ever meet. Not only does she act like a horse, she looks like one too.
That horse girl is such a zoey.
by meppe September 16, 2019
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You will always know she loves you but will kick you. She likes being alone and likes rollercoasters. Zoey is a beautiful girl who can be aggressive and nice. Don't get on her bad side or try to hurt her, she will surely punch you in the face.
Zoey kneed me in the butt with love.
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