A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoey mug.she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.
Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoey mug.Hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing, fat ass, and overall perfect. Zoey is the perfect thing you need in your life, if you need a gf she’s always there (she’s gay). No matter what you say to her she’ll always try to be on your good side. She’s what you’re missing in your life. She wants a gf. She might get annoying but she’s always there no matter what. I love Zoey Stryker. (i’m not her)
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by z0we3 August 10, 2023
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by Best abbreviation November 22, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.She's an innocent girl that grew up too fast. She doesn't trust very many people so if she starts trusting you, don't leave her. She's gorgeous and loves Tom Cruise. She is good with animals and loves horses. If you ever find a Zoey, you'll be kept on your toes!
by Enyaralalablukapeanutbutter November 22, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.Zoey is a wonderful name for both males and females. She loves to draw but probably isn't a Van Go! She is an excellent reader and loves broccoli. She probably can speak French or likes the Medieval Times. Her fashion sense could be better, but her hair is *kisses air in chef kiss* mawah! Amazing! Her nicknames are Zoo, Zoh or ZZZZZZZZ. She probably snores in her sleep, too!
Zoey: Jack.. Paint me like one of your French Gurls
Jack: What?
Zoey: Paint me wearing this necklace
Jack: OK?
Zoey: ONLY wearing this necklace.
Jack: What?
Zoey: Paint me wearing this necklace
Jack: OK?
Zoey: ONLY wearing this necklace.
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.An amazing human- well maybe we're not entirely sure yet. Someone who found a way to make a depressed weirdo laugh and smile literally every day for an entire year. Someone who no matter how high I build my walls can make them come crashing down. Someone who has so much shit going on that they don't deserve. Someone who deserves to be happy and get everything they want out of life without having to dread somedays without having to have an "eh" day someone who deserves to have someone worship them.
Zoey is fucking amazing
by weird-Alien March 13, 2021
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