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xander by chiichiibb June 7, 2024
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Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
Xander by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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1 in a million..
xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.
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xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.
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Xander
Xander is a kind person, but he’s also so strong, but he doesn’t let his strength take away from his kindness. He works so hard, never cheats on anything whether it’s dual credit chemistry or a girl who loves him more than she loves frosting. Xander is the most beautiful thing God created, inside and out. He’s Godly, and loving and you really can’t find a better friend or partner than him. He brights up everyone around hims day, and sometimes people don’t understand him, but that’s okay because those who do love him to death.
Xander by ApplesnCinna January 26, 2026
Xander
Xander is the greatest person alive. He is so kind and sweet and is obsessed with books. He loves to write and comfort people. He also thinks he's not attractive but he really is. He is so sweet and loves to cheer people up. He also loves chonken and fat people. He is also weird and funny and has dark humor. Sometimes it goes too far. Overall 10/10 would buy again.
Xander!
Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
Xander! by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
Xander and Katelin
Xander and Katelin by Tiny-baby-child January 8, 2021