When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015
Get the ghost woodiemug. by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021
Get the Woody Wertmanmug. by LeLuLu December 27, 2021
Get the Le Woodymug. by endlessnameless February 3, 2010
Get the wooly woodymug. Alex woody is very pretty girl who’s all round very yummy she’s a yoga pro and absolutely amazing she’s very funny and at the worst of times manages to make you smile it would be impossible to get bored of her and anyone will be lucky to have her in their life she’s a one of a kind and the best kind of weird there’s something so special about her it’s impossible to explain how great she is but she is out of this world
by Connor the gg February 4, 2019
Get the Alex Woodymug. Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
Get the Woody Allenmug. by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009
Get the Woody duomug.