someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.
by fuckchapman December 29, 2020
Get the being a woodymug. by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021
Get the Woody Wertmanmug. When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015
Get the ghost woodiemug. When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection
by Tenaciously tenacious D February 3, 2019
Get the Code Woodymug. the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.
Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
by redditor April 5, 2012
Get the reverse Woodymug. by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009
Get the Woody duomug. Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
Get the Woody Allenmug.