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woke up with wood

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!
by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006
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knock on wood

this expression is a superstition that is used in the hope that a good thing will continue to occur even after its mentioned.
For Example : "My throat is finally feeling better, knock on wood!"

or

"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
by [DEE]best! December 27, 2009
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morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.
I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.
by southern_starshine October 8, 2011
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Mr. Wood

Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe

mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.

they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
Wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a Mr. Wood!
by scitechians August 5, 2008
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wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
by ChessWizard June 14, 2010
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mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006
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whodoesnt

who doesn’t? you see, this is funny due to its dual meaning. saying “Who Doesnt” typically means you are questioning someone else for questioning whether or not the people being questioned do something. However, “WhoDoesnt” is also the Minecraft Username of Isaac. This means that when saying “Who Doesn’t”, you are not only referring to the use of the common phrase, but also the person who possesses the name. This is humorous because of multiple reasons. One of them is the dual meaning, which i mentioned before, and another is the feeling of belonging or speciality from the fact that the joke is only understood by few. some may call this a reference. Understanding the reference can be a great feeling and funny for many reasons. The main one is that nobody else will understand the joke if they do not know what it is referring to, making you feel unique and above them at that point in time. All of these factors combined is why saying “who doesn’t” is funny.
WhoDoesnt 100k fish
by Dunk0 April 30, 2021
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