Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish October 4, 2008
Get the Jerk Johnsonmug. Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.
Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!
by Annie Johnson June 11, 2006
Get the Woody Johnsonmug. To "do a Dallas Johnson" is to pass out while drinking, then regain consciousness and continue drinking copiously. Named in honour of Melbourne Storm/Queensland State of Origin lock forward Dallas Johnson, who was knocked unconscious (and convusling) on the first tackle of the 2007 State of Origin Game 2, then returned at half time and made thirty tackles.
Luke: I'm going to drink a slab of beers in 24 hours.
(Three hours later: ten beers + Luke both gone)
Rob: The only way he will finish is by doing a Dallas Johnson.
(Three hours later: ten beers + Luke both gone)
Rob: The only way he will finish is by doing a Dallas Johnson.
by Aspirex_of_Team_9 December 9, 2007
Get the dallas johnsonmug. by ebertalo February 3, 2020
Get the Tactical Johnsonmug. men's pants
by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010
Get the Johnson Condomug. A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021
Get the Tommy Johnsonmug. A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)
Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...
TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!
TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020
Get the Mr Johnsonmug.