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wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.
Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch
by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018
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Wild Thing

Let's do it
Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'

I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing

Wild thing

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"

So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She want to do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing
Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance

So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing
by Death Menace September 28, 2022
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Wild Work Day

A wild work day is a day when you go out and have sex with your friends with benefits or other sexual partner. It is sometimes used when they want to be discrete and pretend to just be normal friends.
James is going on a wild work day with his close friend.
by VeryCoolWill February 9, 2023
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bitch wild

The male equivalent of boy crazy. Being with far too many girls in a short period of time.

Every single boy in high school.
I fucked 6 girls last night, I went bitch wild!
by Vladmir Eisenstein June 10, 2008
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fake wild

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.
"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"
by markus manning March 8, 2009
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Titty Wild

to go a day or 2 without wearing a bra or a support for breast.
Girl, it's summer time, you should be going titty wild!!
by jazzy~baby April 8, 2009
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the wild game of pork chop

a game created for bored boys where one boy stands up while grabbing his knees while another takes a running start and jumps on the others while also trying to tackle him.
that is the last time i will ever play the wild game of pork chop
by slightly retarded July 14, 2010
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