Pussy Whipped

When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.

Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.

by Doctor Truth JML May 18, 2010

whippin babies

cooking up an ounce of powder into some work

"catch me in the kitchen dawg whippin babies!"
AYEE!

by OJDAJUICE July 9, 2011

whipped

When a person care's about another person so much that they'd do anything for them to show that they care. Putting away their happiness to see the other happy. Almost like a servant.

Person: Hey could you go upstairs and get my book? I forgot it.
Whipped: Ye sure, I'll be really fast :)
Person: Thanks, you're a life saver <3
Whipped: It's nothing :$

by Whipped101 March 21, 2010

whopper

An person who makes an absolute fool out of themself, without being aware that others are laughing at them!!

Get on that fuc**in whopper over there !!

by DJ Rolex July 18, 2009

Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008

whippoorwill

Dumb-ass bird that wont shut the hell up at night.

if that damn whippoorwill dont shut up im gonna whip it well!!

by smithy june May 23, 2007

mr whipple

Sellers who will burn in ebay hell for crimes against the community.

Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.

by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008