white girl mob 

What remains after a caucasian female has been done wrong in so many ways by the world that , out of necessary, she forms a “mob” or “squad” of loyal soldiers of whom , without a doubt , serve as her security detail and team.
This could be comprised of actual and multiple goons, or hittas.... as well as actual and multiple personalities this caucasian female displays within her own self.

“Girl... did you see how badly he treated her?0
“Hell yeah... he bout to meet the white girl mob for that.”
(or)
“I hear the white girl mob is lurking over here tonight, Boss.”

white girl mob by Daddy’sGirl April 9, 2019

white girl moves 

To dance stiffly and have no rhythm

(music plays)
(Mary hit the woah)
Me: you have ''white girl moves''

white girl moves by weirdo_lai October 25, 2019

basic white girl 

• ugg mocasins
• hydroflasks
• bath and body works handheld hand sanitizer

• frappuccino

• always trying to be part of the boys
(“hey guys im always hanging out with tyler”)
• blonde or brown hair
• brown eyes
• uses bereal
• uses snapchat filters in every single photo
(they could be sending a guy nudes and it could have a cat filter)
• flexes that she could drive a car even tho she’s still in school

girl 1: “oh my god did you see Jessica, she’s so basic”
girl 2: “she’s litterally sipping on a starbucks frappuccino on a random wednesday morning, and look at her uggs mocasins, if she was in austrailia she would get made fun of because the only people who wears uggs outside are americans”

andre: “cael what’s ur type in women?”
cael: “basic white girls”

basic white girl by women lover 9000 June 26, 2023

basic ass white girl

brunette with a face familiar enough that you'll swear you know her, but when she tells you her name is Jennifer you'll still call her Jessica; can be found congregating in line for coffee or another throw pillow, typically complaining about her first world problems. Can't do anything for themselves, so be wary of their friendship. And if you date one, be ready for some passive aggressive quotes on social media relaying their real and telling thoughts about your relationship or their current mood.

Guy: Look at Stephanie over there, coming in late with her venti iced coffee
Girl: Her name is Tiffany
Guy: Psh, What a basic ass white girl

basic ass white girl by Hennifer_Lopez_ January 29, 2020

White Girl Depression 

The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy

Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn

Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression

White Girl Depression by Brian the duck god August 19, 2019

white-girl politik 

Can also be written as “whitegirlpolitik” or “white girl politik” this term is an offshoot of Nixon’s infamous realpolitik.

White-girl politik is defined as (usually liberal or faux-leftist) slacktivists combining their white savior complex and self-serving tendencies to push their political ideologies. They get their news and information from other slacktivists on twitter and act as if signing petitions, sharing posts to their stories, and starting arguments online will actually promote change. Will claim they are “leftists,” “anarchists” and/or “communists” without having a clue about any of the basic principles of any.

Person 1: I just got flamed by another diluted slacktivist.

Person 2: That’s white-girl politik for you. She’ll grow out of it once she finds out she can’t get a job by sharing petitions.

white-girl politik by dona sweet April 10, 2021

White girl music 

The greatest music ever. Mostly consisting of songs from around the years 2008-2016. Some note worthy songs include Drive By, Locked out of Heaven, California Gurls, Super Bass and many more.

These songs are great go to songs when you and friends are just having a great time. Usually coupled with alcohol and parties.

Truly a golden age of music

“Dude they’re playing white girl music downstairs, i just heard some Katy Perry.”

White girl music by Thom 1175 September 24, 2023