Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.
Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.
by Kirk&Sara December 4, 2006
when you quickly extend your arm inward, stretching the skin apart on your elbow, making it hard and boner-like.
Zack: dude, I reached up really fast to slap the bug off my shoulder, and everybody saw my wenis boner!
me: dang, dude was it bad
zack: it was all dirty from being outside
me: dang, dude was it bad
zack: it was all dirty from being outside
by the def person February 22, 2008
The use of the wenis and elbow to inflict severe to mild discomfort on another by slowly stabbing the elbow and wenis into some part of their body.
by koalabison January 3, 2009
A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.
by Bob dole October 6, 2005
The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!
Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course
Jack-Of course
*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course
Jack-Of course
*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
by Saundrine November 19, 2007
"Whoa dude...my wenis is totally showing!"
"His penis is so small it's practically a wenis!"
"I hate these pants; they give me a wenis."
"His penis is so small it's practically a wenis!"
"I hate these pants; they give me a wenis."
by Still Mandurr May 21, 2006
A penis in the state of puberty in which it no longer is a wiener but has not yet achieved full penis status.
by Laura Chatterton February 19, 2007