Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

Well Jel

Abbreviation of very jealous. Most commonly used in Essex in the UK and became well known after the tv show 'The Only Way Is Essex' aired. sometimes even more abbeviated to just jel.

friend 1:"omg! I got all of Coldplays autographs!"

friend 2:"I'm well jel!"

by cocoloco1234 February 14, 2012

well up

(verb) welled up, welling up

To begin to form tears. The incipient and ofttimes unfinished stage of crying; water begins to accumulate within the eyes, without necessarily doing so in such abundance as to form rolling tears.

Man, I watched your video and just fuckin' welled up. And I do not well up for nothing.

by Kurisuchan June 25, 2016

Well Shit

An expresion of discontentment in a recent turn of events

"She's going out with bob now... Well Shit"

by boris March 28, 2004

well good

Short and effective phrase used by one who approves of something, it is only used when the user cannot be arsed to think of a better superlative.

'Freestylers was well good!'

by J November 16, 2004

well brand

The well is the shelf under the bar where they keep liquor at hand for mixing drinks. So, a well brand or house brand is the brand of liquor served when a customer requests a drink by its generic name (e.g. gin and tonic, scotch and soda). It's usually the least expensive brand served, as opposed to more expensive call brands.

Order me a Jack and Coke. Their well brand tastes like bathtub gin.

by dianneordi June 15, 2008

well endowed

Well Endowed - Meaning that someone has been blessed with a perfect (or long) X. X can be anything from tits, penis or big balls.

Wow! I had another shower yesterday at the gym and Paul walked in butt naked. Man, it's a little depressing but that guy is well endowed!

Tom was well endowed with fully functional diphallia (two penes).

by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006