Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

web weasel

A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.

"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"

by markhus January 10, 2008

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

garbage weasel

Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.

Those damn garbage weasels are back at it again!!!!

by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019