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Wattpad

A website where a bunch of amateur writer post bullshit but it's like good bullshit and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Friend: Omfg. I just started reading this thing on wattpad and omg!
Frienderino: Wait... What's wattpad?
by premieredimension May 30, 2018
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Wattpad

A website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as "big" and "blue". It's like all the bad parts of FFN decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the Internet because the "authors" write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.

One could assume that most of the "authors" are American-born, only speak English, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the "1" key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)
Person 1: "What is Wattpad?"
Person 2: "Worse than Fan Fiction dot Net, that's for sure."
by AngelAxexinf July 24, 2014
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Wattpad

An app/website of smut/word porn, bad fanfiction, the rare amazing fanfic, cringe, awful grammar/awful writing, and the extremely uncommon fantastic book.
Person 1) Have you been on wattpad lately?
Person 2) Yeah, I just finished a really good (ship/fandom name here) fanfic!
Person 1) Oh, cool! You’ll have to give me the title and/or author!
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