Ho Lin Wan

The founding President of The Royal And Ancient Golf Society in St Andrews, Scotland.
Golf was originally invented by the Chinese, hence the oriental name of golf's founding father.
His name also gave the meaning to a golf shot that landed in the hole in one shot.

Did you see that Ho Lin Wan at the Golf Tournament in
St Andrews?

Tiger Woods scored a hole in one at the US Open!

Ho Lin Wan by Tamtbam July 30, 2008

G'wan 

Irish slang for 'go on!'.

Used as an expression of enthusiasm.

Mrs Doyle ''Ahh, g'wan! G'wan, g'wan, g'wan g'wan!!''

G'wan by MonkeySwans March 8, 2012

Obi Wan Baloney 

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

Obi Wan Baloney by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

obi wan kenobi 

Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.

obi wan kenobi by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Christian Wan 

Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.

Announcer: I herby announce the shiniest head in the world belongs to...... Christian Wan!

Christian Wan by UrbanDictNoob February 13, 2020

Robi-wan

Properly, "Robi-wan Kenobi"

Noun:

1. A middle aged jewish male teacher with a voice that is abnormally high for men of that age. Usually have stubble, but will occasionally grow a beard and then immediately shave it off.

2. A Jedi Master, former padawan of Qui-Gon Yin. His preferred light-sabre color is green, but upon occasion he may accept blue. An enforcer of the galactic peace, he has invented his own system of enforcing the law, and recently has cut down on the number of warnings due to the nuber of fruq outbreaks. Now, two strikes gets you into the galactic running league, led by Herm-germ.

Originates from Mr. Robison, the name of a middle school teacher at St. Albans school for boys in Washington D.C. Contrary to popular belief, the term was actually coined by the students and not by the teacher, and is now in use in common speech.

Student 1: "Argh! Why did Robi-wan have to go and change his punishment system. Now I can't make as many wise-cracks in class."
Student 2: "Er..."

Jar-Jar: "Robi-wansa go aaaals the way downs the mountains just to saving the little kittenses. He be kewl."

Robi-wan by Corporal Bradley, of Regiment Five (in proud array, standing by the bathing) December 14, 2006

Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel 

The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.

Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.

Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel by Knibb High Football Rules January 19, 2010