Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature

Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!

by TFfan92 October 16, 2014

walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.

There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town

by jen Nguyen October 6, 2008

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

Walmart Faggot

A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.

This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.

by Markoroni December 25, 2017

Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.

Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.

by dethphone November 30, 2009

walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!

by garra sandman April 15, 2009

walmart nationalist

Average Skinhead in the US

"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"

by jim81jim April 4, 2017