meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 9, 2021

waffels

pet name for lost foreskin later deemed living creature

" yes, and on the freeway it is picked up by a little girl and she keeps a leash on em n names em waffels."

by Billy Gnosis April 29, 2006

Wafer

Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.

Dude, she's a wafer... let's go find a REAL woman.

by Monkeypants March 12, 2005

woffer

An individual who has funded their education through prostitution.

Uni fees are so high, I'm going have to become a woffer!

by tophatcat May 13, 2013

clit waffel

when you place your hands together with palms faceing each other and you jam your fingers into her clit. there of forming a waffel.

mike, me and your sister where getting pretty excited and she asked if i would clit waffel her and i agreed. man it was good.

by andrew February 29, 2004

wafer

it means what u want it to.

your such a wafer.
do u want to wafer tonight

by Dara Singh October 5, 2003