by Hdisndhenshfjejdhdjejdbjd January 05, 2018
This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
sabiduría eterna
by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023
: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 02, 2024
A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.
by Some wiseman April 07, 2019
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 April 26, 2018
Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.
by Sweet Peep September 27, 2016