value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

by bjergen August 11, 2006

re-wipe

Shortly after taking a crap, one feels that "squishy" feeling between the butt cheeks, and a retreat to the restroom is needed to check the damage.

That was no false alarm, a re-wipe was desperately needed.

by rbtdp January 7, 2009

Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.

Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!

by Lunicus December 4, 2011

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

Chiquita Wipe

An action performed when a yellow car is sighted. You say "Chiquita Wipe" and "wipe" or rub your nearest friend anywhere on their person, much like slug bug. Chiquita is pronounced "Chikweeta," the wrong pronounciation is used purposefully.

Hey a yellow car! Chiquita wipe! *wipes friend*

by Zephram January 4, 2015

ghost wipe

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

bung wipe

1. an insult
2.toilet paper

1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes

by Pierce February 16, 2005