Venus

Is a true Goddess in every sense of the word! Inside and out! Sincerity and honesty and a well balanced person. She is the most perfect girl! You can take her home to meet the folks and a naughty whore in the bedroom!
Very trustful but not very trusting. The brightest star in the sky and adored by all!

Venus is a descendent from planet Awesome!!!

by zeitgiest February 5, 2010

Ventura

The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

by kakarotch September 7, 2007

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 26, 2010

Venus

Second planet from the mighty sun, known to NASA as the annoying bastard that crushes and melts anything they send to it due to it's atmospheric pressure (92 times that of Earth) and oven surface temperature (500 degrees celcius), it's atmosphere is mainly CO2 with traces of Nitrogen and Water Vapour, it's 100 times thicker than Earths and refuses to let any sunlight in. Surface conditions could melt lead and crush a submarine, To put it simply; women don't come from Venus, Venus is manhood.

Venus, hot fucking place that is.

by RottenEgg March 17, 2010

venturad

to get an undeserving person voted into office. Much like the Jesse Ventura

the locals just voted a 19 year old in to the mayors office, they got venturad

by Cully54868 April 25, 2010

vegurn

Verb;

To pull an unpleasant face on realising one's dinner guest / date is a vegan (strict vegetarian).

I couldn't help but vegurn when she suddenly told the chef she was a strict vegetarian!

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Venus Flybrows

Some with very prominent, possibly living eyebrow(s). When interacting with a venus flybrow you are unable to shift focus off the sentient patches of growth.

You seen that new kid, stefan? He has a hell of a unibrow.

That's no unibrow, those are venus flybrows.

by EradicateDucks November 11, 2011