Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.

Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

16 Valves!

16 Valves was a defining moment in the development of the combustion engine. Any car fitted with this technology had performance that was unsurpassed by any other vehicle on the road with the exception of Turbo or Twin Turbo cars. Vauxhall were renowned for their 16 valve technology and deployed it across a range of its hatchbacks none more successful in sales or performance than its Astra GTE. These cars were so fast that they were quicker than shit off a shovel. High recognition indeed when gauging 0-60. Astra GTE's were almost exclusively owned by the rich and famous except for the many tens of thousands that could be found across the council estates of the U.K.

The R's must be doing very well they are driving a 16 Valves! Astra GTE they are like shit off a shovel.

Hmm you say that but they didn't pay the extra to have it in a metallic or pearlescent colour they've just got it in a bog standard ROSSO RED.

by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.

Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"

by raspus May 23, 2019