Vladimir Gluten

The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.

Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend

Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

vladimir

the most-flawless, perfect,beautiful,pretty,cute amazing,lovely, blissful,fabulous, divine,
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro

AYO IS THAT vladimir !

HELL YAH HE IS SO COOL.

by YASHIRO-SAN11 January 18, 2022

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

me

Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.

i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 31, 2022

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

Vagimagination

When a woman worries that something's wrong when, of course, there's nothing at all wrong.

I ditn't text her back last nite & she's all pissed at me. Guess her vagimagination is getting the best of her?!

by DMFK August 28, 2013

Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)

Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!

by Erex69 March 23, 2022

Vladimir Fedorov

Vladimir Fedorov also known as Volodymyr. You can call a guy Vladimir Fedorov to let them know that they are attractive person, a sexy man, good hair, pretty eyes, falls in love with girl that is usually named Samsara. He has friends with relationship issues. Vladimirs usually have good looking sister usually with a name of Carla.

call sexy guys Vladimir Fedorov.

by David yo boy December 27, 2016