Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020

umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

Umbrella

The hottest person in the world

Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass

by hishotgorgeoussexyhumblegf May 11, 2023

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Umbrella Hopping

The act of running between friend's umbrellas on a rainy day quickly to avoid getting wet. Often used to get across school commons/courtyards, parking lots, or even quick walks across the street.

I was Umbrella Hopping the whole way across the parking lot!

by AnnLovely May 25, 2011

white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella

"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"

by FishWatermelonRage December 7, 2023