The umbrella is a lie

A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.

Lucia: "Wow, Mabel really got us."
Shannon: "Yeah. One may say the umbrella is a lie."

by The One of Soup October 1, 2012

Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

by Halogenic June 9, 2017

steel umbrella

The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.

Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!

by LMNFB April 25, 2011

Umbrella Raped

When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.

To rape someone with an umbrella.

"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."

"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"

"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem

UMBRELLA RAPED!

by MuteParrott December 13, 2010

dutch umbrella

if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.

right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.

boy, i was headed toward some serious bukakke until i pulled out the dutch umbrella

by jimmy the snake February 22, 2009

Umbrellaphant

Main Entry:

1 Um-brel-la-phant
Pronunciation:

Function:

noun ,verb, adverb

Date:

was first Used in a book "The Drawers" by The Driftinghobos inspired by John Lennon's "Sky Writing by Word of Mouth"... crazy poetry for peace

1: A nonsensical creation 2: To overpower, or completely cover 3: An Elephant with an Umbrella as an extension of its trunk

1: Look at that Umbrellaphant! 2: Stop being an Umbrellaphnt!
3: that was so Umbrellaphant man! 4: that UFO was so vast it Umbrellaphanted the sky.

by The Driftinghobos June 30, 2009

UMBRELLA GIRL

UMBRELLA GIRL is a girl who met some guy in Hamilton, OH and after giving her a ride across town she forgot her umbrella in his van. Now he drives around looking for her.

I know this poor guy who looks all over for his umbrella girl. The one that got away. Dont know what youve got til its gone.

by floors.o8 July 12, 2009