typonese

A pun, or play on words, who's prefix refers to "typo"s, which are spelling mistakes commonly made by men typing too quickly with their non-dominant hand while at the same time masturbating vigerously with the other to pictures of mildly attractive underage girls on myspace, and suffix "nese" derived from the usual suffix of foreign language use in english (i.e. "Japanese"), widely renowned in the internet community as the most clever-and-condescending joke they can tell first-time female chatters, (truely, their most important prey) while concurrently giving themselves a gential rug burn.

boy: hey sup
girl: wuta up
girl: wuts*
boy: you dont have to correct yourself, i speak fluent typonese ;)
boy: what are you wearing
girl: ur a loser. Peece.
boy: wtf?
--ERROR-- "girl" has signed off or is not available for chat. --

by Yair Tal April 28, 2007

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mouth typo

When somewhere along the way, your mouth and brain disconnect causing you to mis-say something, as if you made a typo but instead of typing, it is within speech.

rat-donkey: this is totally "nsfu"
me: what the fuck does nsfu mean.
rat-donkey: oops, i made a mouth typo. i meant nsfw

by min yoongay June 3, 2015

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typhoon

A type of hairstyle sported by Prince in the early 90s. Very puffy on top.

Lyrics from I Want 2 Melt With U
'From the tip of my typhoon
2 the bottom of your ankle chains'

by Arabia February 15, 2005

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typhoon

Filling up a large garbage bin/can and leaning it up against someone's door so when the door opens inward, the water flows out all over the persons room and stuff

We typhooned Paul's room so bad all of his stuff was soaked.

by Chris Keenan June 21, 2006

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