twat

1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.

1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.

by lightxspeed April 19, 2009

twat

A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.

An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.

by Rugs January 6, 2007

twat

1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.

stop being such a twat.

my twat is totally hurting.

TWAT!

by brite liner June 27, 2007

Twat

David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!

by Aisforchange June 11, 2010

twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.

by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008