Nucky Tourist

One who travels the country dropping bombs in common tourist locations.
My freind's uncle would be an example of a Nucky Tourist. He created the grand canyon with a Nuclear Bomb
by Thegragacious Bear armer June 04, 2012
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Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.
Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."
by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010
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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 07, 2017
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Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 16, 2018
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Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.
Think of tourist dad like an ocean.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 02, 2024
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Craft tourist

Like a Thirsty Explorer only better.
Man that guy drinks IPA and Stouts every where he travels! He’s such a Craft Tourist!
by SlimmyJims November 24, 2021
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JT Tourist

Fucktard leech that only worries about themselves and how they can fuck up the town.
Dont go out on the weekend. The fucking JT tourists are out deep and tarding up the place
by Gofukyurself February 21, 2022
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