The Toothbrush Incident

A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.

“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”

“What’s that?”
“I don’t want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”

by literally done September 29, 2022

toothed vagina

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

Texas Toothbrush

in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it

Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush

My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush

by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Malibu Toothbrush

When a woman says she'll blow you but she doesn't open her mouth all the way, as in a tease or uppity ho.

I thought that tease was gonna blow me but all she did was the Malibu toothbrush.

by Goon Heaton May 23, 2006

Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!

Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!

by eda-skip January 22, 2022

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005