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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
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Toolbelt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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tool time

1) The show within a show on "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.

2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.
"It's tool time!" said Tim Taylor on the cold open of Home Improvement.

"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.
by teambuildingexercise99 January 19, 2010
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Sneakers O'toole

Sneakers O'toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.
As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
by Regg June 19, 2008
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Ron the Tool

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.
" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008
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pokey tool

after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint

a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
"oi clart, chuck us a pokey tool ive just rolled a phat marley"
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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Tool

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.
by Some dude1231 May 24, 2011
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